I cannot possibly blog today. Not one word. Why, you ask? Well, here are ten reasons why I can't blog today:
1. I'm still off caffeinated coffee, so I can't think yet.
2. I ate too much at dinner last night and got home too late to exercise, so I must spend my free time taking a walk.
3. Inspiration hasn't bonked me in the head yet.
4. I'm not sure, but I think that the humidity level is too high (or maybe too low) for composing. You know, conditions have to be just right for such concoctions...
5. All of my blog friends have already stolen all the good material.
6. When I think hard enough to blog, a funny, burning smell fills my office. Hmmm...
7. I think I hear lunch, snack, and dinner calling to me. (This could be an all day affair!)
8. I'm trying to save my kinetic energy. (I'm reaching back to 8th grade science here, so correct me gently if need be...)
9. I have to save the good topics for non-list days!
And finally...
10. I'm still in mourning for my missing caffeine addiction.
Well, there you have it...The definitive list as to why I can't blog today. But check back tomorrow. Maybe by then I'll be awake.
Chuckles,
-J
(c) 2008
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9 comments:
Very cute.
Very funny. Can I borrow these and apply them to toilet cleaning? I just have to be in the mood to do that, and the humidity has to be just right, too...
Do you really want to have a blog that includes both a funny burning smell and 8th grade science? Just wondering. Should I share more?
Funny stuff. I think I will use this with cleaning just like Joyce.
love this post! way cute!
Oh dear ... my humidity insanity has rubbed off.
PS - that burning smell could be the heater you're still using in April :) . Or at least that's what you should tell folks :)
You grow more endearing each year, my friend. (I mean that)
By the way, you save potential energy. Kinetic energy is the energy you are using. You cannot store it, only move from potential to kinetic. You asked...Loved the entry, J.
Your Bro,
JW3
Thanks JW3! I just KNEW I was forgetting something there... And I'm impressed at YOUR recall! Who knew you were such a stellar science student? ;-)
T - Thank you, my friend. :-) And actually, as today is May 1, I'm using my heater in MAY! LOL! I know, I know, it's 75* outside, but *I'm* cold inside! :-D
Beth & Becoming Me - Thank you both! I'm glad you enjoyed... :-D
Joyce & Rachel - I think the delicate humidity balance definitely applies to all things cleaning. Use away! ;-)
Rachel - Uh, point taken. :-) That was a pretty exciting day in science class, though, huh? teehee! Except burning hair smells awful...
#5 cracks me up... oh, how I've thought that before :)
Blessings to you this Thursday~
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